I am a Kurtofsky Pirate
mystery-of-the-cake-topper:

derperistical:

scientificperfection:


kittiesinthemorning:
I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

#jfc put some salt around that thing

gardening is fun and games until SOMEONE  SUMMONS SATAN

Part of me is all “ew, ew, ew,” but another is wanting to cut that thing open to see how much satan lemonade I can make with it.

mystery-of-the-cake-topper:

derperistical:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

#jfc put some salt around that thing

gardening is fun and games until SOMEONE  SUMMONS SATAN

Part of me is all “ew, ew, ew,” but another is wanting to cut that thing open to see how much satan lemonade I can make with it.

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