I am a Kurtofsky Pirate

appleznbananaz:

huntersilver:

teal-deer:

moosefeels:

rebornica:

I keep seeing too many people complain about having big thighs and being fat or skinny so I made these!

Encouraging Zangief!

can we just call him body positive zangief

omg he IS body positive, there’s even one for us twigbeasts ;-; 

This pretty much describes how me and my best friend used to wrestle. You are good man, Zangief.

I LIKE IT

lassandra:

babyklupcakes:

this is one of the many times when i wonder why i’m allowed near photoshop

yes sherlock gets two for twice the insanity

this is so true….god how do we look for non tumblr people? O_o

bringbacklianharper:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

bringbacklianharper:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

blackphoenix77:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

wonderhawk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

X-Men (1992-1997)

SO MANY MEMORIES

This, along with the Spiderman, Batman and Iron Man cartoons basically was my childhood…

I remember when I got this series on dvd. I locked myself in my room and watched for three days straight and only came out for food.

I’m just imagining you all curled up in your blankets, enjoying the X-men-y goodness right now :D

I really need to have a marathon of it again sometime soon I think…I loved this show <3

Can it just be the 1990’s again, please?

If I had a time machine I would totally go back and record some of the cartoons that were on back then that still haven’t gotten a DVD release

Mighty Max…Extreme Ghostbusters..I MISS THEM…

Oh my favorite episode of this show was the one with Mojo.

I am pretty sure he is an accurate representation of 90% of the TV executives out there…

I wonder if anyone else realizes the… whatever he is has brainwashed the X-men and New Mutants on two separate occasions and got away with it.

kolkolkola:

wow that’s such a cute character where can I find him beaten up and crying on the ground in an alley

Guys GUY

My Tea has just got over customs. So I will be having new tea soon from New Jersey. 

Also fuckers did you know that if you press alt you have the choice between adding pictures or url because I didn’t and they should be fucking telling people this fucking shit. STAFF I did not know that.

Let’s do a little comparison

pansexualprincess:

passionofthedauterive:

Family Guy

  • Rape jokes
  • Eating disorder jokes
  • Pedophilia jokes
  • Racist jokes
  • Molestation jokes
  • Self harm jokes

King of the Hill

  • Body positive
  • No rape jokes, ever.
  • No eating disorder jokes, ever.
  • No pedophilia, because Hank would’ve kicked their ass.
  • The closest thing to racism was Racist Dawg, and that wasn’t really racist.
  • Self harm jokes? Nope.

Yuuup

harmonious-luminary:

Please? Humor me.

tabiisprecious:

onthesideoftheotters:

joshsux:

nicki in the background 

oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”

does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor

I don’t think Taylor is like“i feel you bro you call them out on their shit.” I think she is more like “Yeah, your right I am totally going to write a song about you if I date you.” She is unrepentant about it.

marielikestodraw:


walkers-and-mutts
:

OMG, look at this Jennifer Lawrence trasformation!

holy crap O__O

morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this

morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this

thelivingwiccan:

littlefaerylizzy:

priestessintraining:

littlefaerylizzy:

catnip-gardens:

littlefaerylizzy:

Catnip Gardens: I was just at Walgreens waiting for a prescription to be filled, and…

catnip-gardens:

I was just at Walgreens waiting for a prescription to be filled, and decided to crack open Green Witchcraft by Ann Moura (again) to pass the time. A much older woman to my left saw the title and said “so you’re into witchcraft, are you?” I froze. I’m not very bold and I abhor confrontation, so…

You like Green Witchcraft? Let me give you some book suggestions >D 

Kitchen & Green Witchery

Books:

Websites:

Articles:

And Ann Moura’s book is typically described as a “Green NeoWicca” book and not true Green Witchcraft

Holy shit wow you’re like my best friend right now. I’m always looking for books like this. I devour them. Thank you so much.

ohohooho~ let me throw more books at ya! >D 

Kitchen Witchcraft

Books:

Cookbooks:

Articles:

Websites:

Traditional Witchcraft

Books:

Group Websites:

Resource Websites:

The Seer’s Reading List

The Witch’s Favourite Green Reads

The Witch’s Reading List

Reblogging for this awesome list of books. Lizzy is so great. :)

OOPS

The Grimoire Tradition – Witchcraft of New & Ancient Grimoires

Books:

Websites:

Articles:

Free Online Grimoires:

Grimoire Publishers:

Books:

Books:

Websites:

Articles:

http://www.freewebs.com/nonwiccanwitch/nonwiccanreadinglist.htm

It’s back!

kellysue:

craftyjai:

ride-the-vibes:

This is JASON FYLES and he goes to my university (Newcastle University, North East of England) He is 19 years old, 5’8, ginger hair and slim. He was last seen in the Sandyford area at 2:45am on Thursday morning and has not been seen since. He was wearing a blue shirt, grey cardigan, beige chinos and brown ankle boots. Everyone in uni is so worried about him along with his family and friends. We are coming together as a university to appeal for his safe return. It is thought that he lost his friends on the night out and tried to make his way back by himself. Please, I am begging for you to REBLOG THIS, even if you don’t live in Newcastle, or England. Every REBLOG means that someone else will see his face, they will know who we are looking for, and your followers could be the one to know his whereabouts. Stay safe Jason, we’re looking for you. THIS WILL NOT RUIN YOUR BLOG! 
Local news report

PLEASE. Nobody reblogged my own post on this which I posted an hour or so ago so I’m wondering if nobody will now. This guy is my friend. If I have ever sent you a nice ask or reblogged something of yours and it made you happy for a second (or even if I haven’t; this is about helping him, not doing me a favour) for God’s sake just help now, help to find my friend Jason. You want me to make him human to you?
Once we all grew beans in pots as part of a Biology experiment- the experiment failed miserably and made the whole lab stink, but his was the only bean that grew and he was actually pretty proud about it
He learned to knit as part of a school project where he had to learn a creative skill, and when a couple of people teased him about it he said “gender is a social construct” and carried on knitting like a badass
He loves the scene in The Great Gatsby where Gatsby throws all his silk shirts around and he and I used to giggle over it together
Once I asked him if he had a string of tinsel I could use in a photoshoot and he brought me a big cardboard box full of tinsel and fairy lights because he’s a helpful and lovely guy
He’s HUMAN and he needs our HELP and just PLEASE PLEASE FUCKING REBLOG THIS??? He’s been missing for four days now- when he went missing he would have been wearing his contact lenses and he won’t have had his (very thick) glasses with him so by now he’ll have had to take his contacts out and throw them away and he won’t be able to see well and oh God just please signal boost this

British friends — keep an eye out? 

kellysue:

craftyjai:

ride-the-vibes:

This is JASON FYLES and he goes to my university (Newcastle University, North East of England) He is 19 years old, 5’8, ginger hair and slim. He was last seen in the Sandyford area at 2:45am on Thursday morning and has not been seen since. He was wearing a blue shirt, grey cardigan, beige chinos and brown ankle boots. Everyone in uni is so worried about him along with his family and friends. We are coming together as a university to appeal for his safe return. It is thought that he lost his friends on the night out and tried to make his way back by himself. Please, I am begging for you to REBLOG THIS, even if you don’t live in Newcastle, or England. Every REBLOG means that someone else will see his face, they will know who we are looking for, and your followers could be the one to know his whereabouts. Stay safe Jason, we’re looking for you. 
THIS WILL NOT RUIN YOUR BLOG! 


Local news report

PLEASE. Nobody reblogged my own post on this which I posted an hour or so ago so I’m wondering if nobody will now. This guy is my friend. If I have ever sent you a nice ask or reblogged something of yours and it made you happy for a second (or even if I haven’t; this is about helping him, not doing me a favour) for God’s sake just help now, help to find my friend Jason. You want me to make him human to you?

  • Once we all grew beans in pots as part of a Biology experiment- the experiment failed miserably and made the whole lab stink, but his was the only bean that grew and he was actually pretty proud about it
  • He learned to knit as part of a school project where he had to learn a creative skill, and when a couple of people teased him about it he said “gender is a social construct” and carried on knitting like a badass
  • He loves the scene in The Great Gatsby where Gatsby throws all his silk shirts around and he and I used to giggle over it together
  • Once I asked him if he had a string of tinsel I could use in a photoshoot and he brought me a big cardboard box full of tinsel and fairy lights because he’s a helpful and lovely guy

He’s HUMAN and he needs our HELP and just PLEASE PLEASE FUCKING REBLOG THIS??? He’s been missing for four days now- when he went missing he would have been wearing his contact lenses and he won’t have had his (very thick) glasses with him so by now he’ll have had to take his contacts out and throw them away and he won’t be able to see well and oh God just please signal boost this

British friends — keep an eye out? 

For an actress who really hasn’t gotten to act for two years, it was like letting a wild dog out of its cage.

Vanessa Lengies, on leaving Glee for Mixology (via 43619)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jusst-another-day:

simplymykayla:

cnnbreakingofficial:

if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3 

my blog is worth more than i am

Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30

first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr